User talk:QXZ

This is mua extremely stupid talk page.

This here is mua PERSONAL spot for raveing!!!!!:

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I dammmit don't know how to work Uncyclopedia so it produces template for me. I know it's supposedly simple but meine kopf ist geschwollen, ja. Qxzoonk!

All knew messages below this line, and no swearing please or they beh immediately devoured by mua evil purple-eyed pet monster (Monsterium qxzii).

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Welcome To Uncyclopedia* Hello, QXZ, and welcome to Uncyclopedia *! Thank you for registration & your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Please take this time to read some of our help guides provided below. Beginner's Guide How to be funny and not just stupid If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia* or need more help with something, try these: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia* How to get started editing on Uncyclopedia* Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, ask an Administrator, chat with users on the IRC, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! Sincerely, -- * ☭ This Is NOT A Communist Website. However, The User That Has Welcomed You Is A Communist. Workers Of The World Unite! ☭

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

G'day, mate!* Hello. Thankyou for welcoming me to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for ripping off capitalism & yeh. I hope you like my contributions, though this is highly unlikely. Visit my idiotic pages including User:QXZ, exfernophomenaquintification and Rubbisch. Sincerely, --QXZ 04:33, 18 December 2006 (UTC) * The User That You have Welcomed Is NOT A Capitalist. However, This Is A Capitalist Website. All Your Workers Are Belong To Us!

WIP move notice of Xü

Hey, your article that was called Xü has been moved to User:QXZ/Xü for futher development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie at 16:16, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Begone!

Uncyclopedia is completely not MySpace. Do not use up servers with photos of yourself. Though, looking at the photo, I can see why you and your friend don't use social networking sites. BURN! *holds up hand for high five from someone*--Joachim22 10:16, 1 June 2007 (UTC)