User talk:Professorninja

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(Bonner) (Talk) Jun 17, 06:34

Adoptation

You are mine now! Put on the assless chaps and wait your turn. I mean...welcome! If you have any questions, direct them to my talk page. I'm semi-inactive, but I check my talkpage every day multiple times, so if you need me, I'll be there. If you want tips on how to write funny and stuff, of course read HTBFANJS, but feel free to ask me for advice on specific works of yours. I'm here to help.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 17:27, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Type {{adopted|Ljlego}}, that'll fix the {{{1}}} issue. Those are what are called variables, and whenever a template has something that is likely to change depending on who is using it and under what circumstances they are using it, they are made. Basically, if you see a template has variables, they go in numerical order ({{template|1|2|3}}). If the variable is named, it's like this: {{template|variable=poop}}. Experiment in the sandbox. Other than that, you're off to a good start. I'll have a look at your article and see what I can do to help. Meanwhile, submit it to pee review and see what you get. Remember, also, to sign talkpage posts with --~~~~. See the signature page to learn how to set up a custom one.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 21:16, 23 June 2008 (UTC)