User talk:Poorsoft
Dragons are almost as worse as Toasted Cacti[edit source]
I think some people don't believe in dragons. I don't blame them. Why would you believe in what a massive, seething, lumpy and ugly creature has to say?
Now you see, that thing at the bottom says "Please read the Beginner's Guide, and please be funny and not just stupid". It makes me wonder, what is funny, and what is stupid? For this, I use the following equation to differentiate between:
if ax^n is the function, the derivative must be nax^(n-1)
Now you see, that was my attempt at humour. However, this will be deemed as 'dry humour' as that equation was correct and smart, not stupid. I have also differentiated between funny, and stupid. This is called a {double entendre}.
Now, 'wet humour' is when a group of American twelvies drop a cat into a swimming pool. Not only does it cause spontaneous amounts of laughter within this group of intoxicated and possibly high twelve year-olds, but it also caused something to be wet. Therefore, this is 'wet humour'.
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15:28. Jul 14