User talk:PiRK

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(Bonner) (Talk) Jun 8, 09:55

Le French have humour now?

Whatever next..... ;) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

yes, Le French have the best humour in the world. We have our own humor and we also add translations of your humour (because most of us know speak in english), so actually our humour is twice as good as english humor. ;) --PiRK 17:49, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

Cool.....I've hoped to see a translation of my Biggles article on the German Uncyclopedia or Holocaust Tycoon on the Hebrew Uncyclopedia. Anyway...nice to see a fellow Admin... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Succube

I will add this to the translation page since you asked so nicely ;) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 23:42, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

That was pretty much a joke about me being able to write something original after translatinga bunch of uncyclopedian best-of pages, I don't actually think the page would translate very well into any existing language, French included. --PiRK 23:47, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Ahaaaaa. Well now I feel like an idiot. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 23:48, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Êtes-vous l'ambassadeur de la Désency?

J'ai entendu que WiiKend n'a pas le temps et que vous le remplace. Est-ce correcte? | L. Catepé //// Talk //// Work | 11:07, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Je ne suis pas au courant de cela. Je participe un peu maintenant parceque j'ai du temps libre, mais je ne crois pas que j'aurais le temps de devenir ambassadeur a plein temps. PiRK 21:39, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Merci PiRK

Je pense qu'il est comme vous l'avez dit, mais je n'étais pas sûr --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 09:05, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

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Bonjour, PiRK! Nous communiquons aux Ambassadeurs les nouvelles. Nous précisons aussi: si nous pouvons faire la rencontre dans votre salon à Jabber? — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 00:07, November 14, 2009 (UTC)