User talk:Paul Murphy

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Socialist Workers Party (UK)

Great job on Socialist Workers Party (UK). I did some cleanup and reformating on the page. If you'd like to add some images to your article, here's some stuff from Special:Unusedfiles. I couldn't find a picture of the party logo though unless you already have one in mind? MadMax 16:01, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

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Hizb ut-Tahrir

Again, nice job! Let me know if you need any pictures. MadMax 17:54, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

MadMax,

I'm not sure how to edit my new 'Unite Against Fascism', but I'll try. I have taken out the too positive and biased bit about the English Defence League. I should have taken the piss out of that group too.

Shock images

I've removed some of the pictures you uploaded - the shock and awe ones (hanged people, whipping, bombing victims etc). Please don't upload them again. Thanks. ~ 15:10, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

OK, are you going to do anything with these tons of "Islam is bad etc" pictures you're uploading? ~ 08:18, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Further Usage of this site

Mister Murphy, I'm getting a bit tired with leaving unanswered questions on your page. Before you edit further this site - I'd like to understand your agenda here. If you intend to keep creating obvious political articles that has no humor value and ignore my questions, you will be banned from editing here. ~ 11:40, September 29, 2009 (UTC)