User talk:PaperClip

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Uncyclopedia founder Oscar Wilde.

Hello PaperClip, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia. If you have just discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization, welcome! And remember: Humor is the future, and the future starts with you.

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Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for comedy. Good luck!
AimsplodeL A B O R A T O R I E S 20:24 25 September 2019