User talk:OOMPACHEECHICHOO

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Boap

I've restored it to a userspace page rather than to mainspace because, as it stands, it'll almost certainly be deleted rapidly again by another admin even in a case such as this one when I'm inclined to be lenient. This has certain advantages - the chief one being that it can remain in userspace for however long you need to complete it without being deleted/given a week to live under the ICU rules/buggered-about-with by other users. Also, despite the fact that I'm not really here (see the sabbatical notice on my userpage - I'm actually spending some time in the 14th Century, well away from the internet - I'd be happy to format it provided you add some more material because at present it'd still be a candidate for deletion due to its short length. A good place to begin would be by finding some images to go with it, either original or borrowed (which is a technical term we Uncyclopedians use when we mean "shamelessly stolen") from other sites, because images will both pad out a short article and inspire new ideas for the text. Good luck with it! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:24, April 15, 2011 (UTC)