User talk:Mummified Stoat

Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month

Hi Stoat. If you accept your nomination, it wouldn't hurt to come vote for yourself (or someone else, if you'd rather). Right now we've got a deadlock of votes. -- T. (talk) 11:57, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Massive electoral fraud sounds a rather dodgy start to an new career. Isn't that how that chimpanzee got hold of the button? --Mummified Stoat 19:50, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Even the Mayor or President votes for her/himself. NotM is no different. And your competitors haved voted for themselves. You're free to vote for one of them instead and merely accept your own nomination if you see a better choice.  :) -- T. (talk) 22:05, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)