User talk:MrDeftino

Distance Girls

Distance Girls is a common colloquial term used for women who are far away and appear attractive, but when they approach they are actually quite hideous. The range can differ between the male age and view.

For young men its approximately 20m until you notice they are attractive, but when they get to 10m you notice they aren't human. But for older men it could shrink to 10m and 5m.

In technical terms, a distance girl can also be if a woman looks attractive from the back and then turns around and looks like a diseased Pelican, but to some men that may be acceptable. Another example is when you look at half the body i.e chest and legs then do not look at the face, hair or rear. She could have been attractive or she may not have been but that was for you to decide.

So remember to always wait until she is near you before smiling, or you could find yourself in a very bad situation.

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