User talk:Maximilian

From Tate McMancooper

Hey Maz, check out my talk page. Apparently someone hates us. I think that's kinda funny. In fact, now that I think about it, no one here on Uncyclopedia likes us. I think I may just have to go find a bridge to jump off of. Hopefully there are a bunch of pillows below the bridge. I don't wanna kill myself, just give myself a scare and hold up traffic for a couple days.--Beavnation 02:28, 17 May 2006 (UTC)

Haha, you've been banned. I'm making fun of you. Why don't you go and saran wrap yourself, jerk. You're such a "douch." Haha, well, I'll be banned here soon too. --Beavnation 20:12, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

Hey Maz, are you still banned? Or do you ever get on here? Probably not. I hear that you're too busy being a douch. --Beavnation 23:46, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Vandalism

Please don't vandalize user pages. You have been reported. By the way, it's spelled "Douche", not "douch". --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~13:36, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

Asshole.

Yeah, well, fuck you. You're a retarded sack of crap. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~00:36, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

Knock it off.

I don't know what you have against Tripod that you have to leave inane comments on his talkpage, but he and I are getting seriously sick of it. I suggest that you and Beavnation work things out with him like gentlemen--and not flame people because of typoes. I'd rather see you all get along than have to ban people. –H. 03:07, 7 June 2006 (UTC)

Agreed

Yeah, totally. I've got some extra time on my hands, seeing how I'm doing nothing here at UCLA...the poor one. And I haven't written anything in a while, so all the creative juices are building up. That is if I was creative at all to begin with. I have the same email, so you can just contact me through that. --Beavnation 18:16, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Hmm...

Yeah, that's actually pretty funny. I could try and write something about two dimensions or something. Or wall art. Or wall people. Or Egyptians. Actually, there's a lot of things I could do with that.

I also have this idea floating around in my head and I wanted to put it down in words. It's kinda based off a joke that Mitch Hedberg had about Carefree gum. I want to talk about it as if it were a drug. I think that would be pretty good. And the whole joke is that Carefree gum gives you a high that makes you feel as if you were carefree. But once the flavor runs out, you're back to pondering mortality. I think it's a pretty good idea. Tell me if you have any ideas on this one. --Beavnation 03:23, 4 October 2006 (UTC)