User talk:Matt bartlett603
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Hello, Matt bartlett603, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Ian bartlett[edit source]
I think there's a very strong chance that this article could end up deleted as a Vanity Article by one of the Admins as the person is a non-notable. If that happens and you want to keep a copy in your user space let me know and I will sort it for you. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)