User talk:Mammon
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your article[edit source]
The misc. score was actually the number between 1 and 10 that first came to my mind as a rating for your article, the comment was just an arbitrary correlation. I'm trying to think of further content you could add for it. I have to admit I myself am not the best at creative writing, but my editing skills are definitely good. I'll keep an eye on the article and its talk page, giving ideas and feedback, along with making some minor changes for grammar, spelling, etc. A few things that immediately come to mind are an in-depth examination of proof that babies are in fact demons, a history of how and why this great danger began, and one idea that popped into my head is you could also examine where the demons are going to go with this. As in the future plans of demons, maybe 'babies' are just one step in a greater plan? Could even thoroughly discuss a few options and leave it as a cliffhanger/reader's opinion on which is true... -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 22:35, Sep 2