User talk:Linuxguru
Welcome![edit source]
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SPAM?[edit source]
So, are you the one who started Shutdowned? Hi! I'm Slappy! (sig #1 I think) I came to warn you here, since you didn't post an E-Mail address there, that pretty much all your guestbook is made up of spam that you might want deleted in order to be taken more seriously Mr. Briggs Inc. 22:59, 12 December 2006 (UTC) Eh?