User talk:Lifelonghate

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Welcome!

Hey, Lifelonghate, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for making an account here. Hopefully, you'll like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid - a helpful guide to help your writing

If you want your pages to last, those are good places to learn the basics of how to do it. With enough practice, your page (yes, yours) could even make it to the front page!

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!   —Pelozurian (talk) 01:16, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Dead End

I notice you're adding links - so feel free to remove that dead end tag anytime you wish. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 06:30, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Adoption

I'll adopt you if you want. You seem promising, and I want the fame I'll help you with writing and around Uncyc in general. Sound good? —Pelozurian (talk) 19:15, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

I'll let you adopt me if you want...you also seem promising and I want the help with writing and a guide around Uncyc in general want the fame. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Lifelonghate (talk • contribs)

Cool, you are now officially my adopted son/daughter. (You're a guy, right?) —Pelozurian (talk) 05:29, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

Um, yes? Lifelonghate 14:10, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

Well of course you are. There's no girls on the internet! —Pelozurian (talk) 14:15, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh, yea...I forgot about that...just us men and I think ogres and trolls. I believe the ratio is 5:3:10 Lifelonghate 14:19, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

Very good! You know basic math! Wow, adoption is WAY easier than I thought it'd be! ;) —Pelozurian (talk) 14:27, 26 April 2010 (UTC)