User talk:Lazy and poor
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Hello, Lazy and poor, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:
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Again, Welcome! ChiefjusticeDS 22:19, December 3, 2010 (UTC)
Fuck you[edit source]
Did I say fuck you?
Fuck you!
When you've written anything yourself you may be entitled to an opinion, but you're still not entitled to blank my page.
Fuck you!! --Sog1970 22:31, December 3, 2010 (UTC)