User talk:Kidkool

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Hello, Kidkool, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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What We Expect: On your infinite ban.

We want two things form our users:

1)Good writing 2)Sensibility.

The first is hard to define, but the latter is easy to live by. You failed in the second regard. Creating editorial pages, much less editorial pages about you that put down Uncyc, is against the rules.

In terms of humor, we want stuff that appeals to a wide audience, and by that I mean that, people who don't belong to a specific clique or small group, be it a clan, guild, or clique of friends in real life (hence, why nonnotable pages are deleted) have to be able to get your jokes. We want humor that is creative, intelligible and/or reasonably far-reaching. If you want examples of what works, take a look at the Featured Articles and quasi-Featured Articles when they were featured to get a good idea.

You seem to like ED. If anything, ED is a pisspot of memes (which are funny outside of context how many times, really?) and vanity/libel pages (which if, god forbid, you happen to be the target of one, aren't really funny). For a site that tries to be noteworthy, it fails to be anything more than 4chan in a wiki, (or a somethingawful wannabe, even) with a bunch of pages devoted to smacking down anyone it can, much like a cluelessly angsty emo internet kid.

The content you've put out is either unfunny garbage, or stream of thought garbage. If you can, join IRC and one of the admins will probably discuss the reasons for your ban. Note that in reading your "editorial," I'll reduce the ban to give you a second chance, but do try harder to contribute something useful and comedic.

For further help read BGBU or UN:DUMB. --Sir Flammable KUN (Na Naaaaa...) 17:36, 11 September 2007 (UTC)