User talk:Kawaii Five-O
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Hello Kawaii[edit source]
I've moved your two articles under different names as they don't really fit under UnNews. They can now be found here - HowTo:Say "I love you" this Valentine's Day in 6 ways & 5 things his genitals can tell you about his financial habits. Let me know if you need any help. Thanks. ~
14:36, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
- I wasn't sure if the first one I made was right for UnNews because of what it's about, but the second one was actually meant to be a parody of this article: [1]. --Kawaii Five-O 05:07, January 18, 2011 (UTC)