User talk:Joel Robinson
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Thanks for the warm welcome, and send a message to the mads by whom I mean Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank. They shot me into space, and that's why I'm up here on the Satellite of Love watching really bad movies. -Joel Robinson (talk) 13:29, 24 September 2016 (UTC)
Is that the satellite that's gone way up to Mars? Leverage (talk) 13:52, 24 September 2016 (UTC)
- It is the one that went up to Mars, and I met Mark Watney there. He hates listening to Commander Lewis' disco music, and he refuses to turn the beat around! -Joel Robinson (talk) 13:55, 24 September 2016 (UTC)
You mean he hates disco music as much as you hate B-movies! Now get back in the theater! It's movie time! -Dr. Forrester (talk) 01:37, 25 September 2016 (UTC)
Get out of bed[edit source]
[goes after Joel while Joel is asleep on the satellite of love, makes furnace noises through snuffle] f-f-f-f-f-f-f [in a Mexican accent] Get out of bed! [pokes Joel with snuffle, Joel suddenly wakes up and falls on the floor] -Senor Snuffalupago (talk) 01:03, 2 March 2017 (UTC)