User talk:Jermister 3

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Hello, Jermister 3, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeDS 23:43, March 2, 2010 (UTC)

iCarly

If you can't tell, that article is an inside joke. Basically, its an in vandalism-rant against an old version (which was later deleted and now exists in userspace), with footnotes in reply.

Also, articles about actors or tv characters having sex with anyone and anything aren't regarded as funny around here. --Mn-z 00:46, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Then you must not have a sense of humor, I mean look at the Twilight page that makes fun of the book by using the word sex, so does what I'm doing to Icarly, I think you need to chill, this is uncyclopedia not wikipedia.

What your doing is using vulgarity in place of humor. Vulgarity can be funny when used right, but it is humor in itself. Saying, "<insert name> is a raging nymphomaniac" in a couple hundred words is not funny. --Mn-z 00:30, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

An unscientific drawing of a "vagina", often used by females in lieu of the rectum to have carnal relations

Also, saying that Carly Shay has "butt buddies" is not funny. She is a girl, and they have things called "vaginas", which are penetrated during many, if not most, forms of heterosexual and lesbian carnal relations. So unlike a homosexual male, a girl's sex partners of either gender would not be a "butt buddy". --Mn-z 20:52, March 24, 2010 (UTC)