User talk:Jackio

Welcome!

Hello, Jackio, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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I guess i'm a noob,eh? (and no I'm not canadian) Jackio 15:08, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

That YouTube Video

The Video is from a comedy series made in Britain for the BBC called Look Around You; it's styled like a 70's educational video but was actually made about 3 years ago; there are a number of topics covered in series 1 such as Water, Sulphur, (the) Brain, Music, Ghosts, Germs and Maths; Series 2 is presented in more of a Tomorrow's World format. but basically... they're very funny, I suggest you type in "Look Around You" on YouTube and watch them. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:30, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Okay. (is there much more for me to say before I watch the others?) Jackio 16:12, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Start with Ghosts - easily the funniest, IMO. RabbiTechno 16:15, 28 May 2007 (UTC)