User talk:HeyImEva

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Preview button

Hey. Each time you save the page you save another version of it in the history, and give that the changes that you're making are minor adjustments each time you're filling the history of this article with a lot of junk. Would you mind clicking Preview rather than Slave Page each time you make a change. Nominally Humane! some time 22:58, 25/02/2010

Hi Eva

Hi. You are doing lots of work on Ellen Page, and I like big parts of it. You might want to go to [[VFD}} because your page on Page is up for deleation! That's like execution, it will be taken away from the internet. Go to the section on it, and vote to save it, talk to the people there, and explain what you want to do. Welcome to uncy, and I hope you stay around. Aleister in Chains 00:11 1 4 MMX

Eva, hi. I did some work on the Ellen Page article, and I hope you like the changes. As I said, the article is up for deletion, and these cats are hungary for red meat, so we have to fend them off with a good Page page. Let's do that! Aleister in Chains 20:48 1 4 mmx