User talk:Heretodeliveramessage
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- Hey, Heretodeliveramessage, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. Thanks for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here's some stuff you should probably read before editing:
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