User talk:Helt
Welcome![edit source]
Hello Helt, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm a lazy so and so, so I paste it in. But if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just some random person robot putting his nose in where it possibly might not be wanted...
Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:
Probably the second most important thing for a newcomer is:
- How to be funny and not just stupid - It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.
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Again, welcome! -- MrN 
00:26, Feb 19
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Being the eloquent message-generating mod-bot that you are, I am sure you are a aware that this very welcoming letter is absurd, mind-boggeling and wit-cracking enough to be considered an uncyclopedian article itself - if you ask me. Much love. --Helt 01:26, 19 February 2008 (UTC)