User talk:Hatertroll

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Welcome!

Hey, Hatertroll, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for making an account here. Hopefully, you'll like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid - a helpful guide to help your writing

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

When you want to write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Hatertroll/tits) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it follows the quidelines above, and if you're not done you can put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome! --Paizu • Maj. • JStw • MUN • LOB • Crap • WHORE • (Talk) 

Making a page

You can make a page by clicking on Special:CreatePage or by clicking on a red link. It's also a good idea to start a page in your userspace (User:Hatertroll/article) so it can't get deleted. —Pelozurian (talk) 06:02, 24 April 2010 (UTC)