User talk:Harpman
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I am Harpman, this is Harpman's page, and Harpman happens to be me, so that makes this my page, which is mine, which means you SHALL NOT edit it under any circumstances. Or I will personally disembowel you with a stuffed ET doll...
My accomplishments: Creator of The Sticky Wicket Theory
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==Welcome!==
Hey, Harpman, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for making an account here. Hopefully, you'll like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- How to be funny and not just stupid - a helpful guide to help your writing
If you want your pages to last, those are good places to learn the basics of how to do it. With enough practice, your page (yes, yours) could even make it to the front page!
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