User talk:Guineafowlman
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Hello, Guineafowlman, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! PHNURR! We thank thee for thy contributions. I, Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens, a resident god, hope thou likest the place and decideth to stay. If not, the door beeth right over there... no, a bit more to thy left... yes. Anyway, here beeth a few good links for nooblets such as thyself:
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If thou needest help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Help forum, or addeth the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone shll come along and help thee if they can. Again, welcome! PHNURR! --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens
Sorry about that. I make that mistake more often... --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 23:02, 13 May 2007 (UTC)