User talk:Grindytom
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I Have Got A Life Thank You Very Much.
I Don't Wanna Sound Like A Bitch But I Just Don't Think This Page Is At All Nice.
Everyone Who Took Part In This Page Is Extremely Rude, You've Never Even Met The Guy And You're Judging Him. By What? Pictures??
Please Just Stop Criticising Other People. And Maybe Think About Deleting This Page?
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Thanks for your positive feedback. We agree, this page isn't very nice at all - in fact, it's quite cruel. We'll continue to keep up the good work.
I think it's a bit hypocritical to say that we're making unfair assumptions about a person who we've never met, when I'm quite sure you've never met this person and you are assuming that he is a good person. It is true that neither I, or other page editors that I am aware of, have ever met Oli Sykes. However, I do know people who have and sorry, it's all bad news.
Anyway, keep up the feedback, your nonsense ramblings, misspellings and love for Bring Me The Horizon only fuel our hatred and passion for nasty words.
Yours truly,
Tom
Representing the team who bring you Oli Sykes's Uncyclopedia page.
Actually I have met Oli Sykes. He's a very nice person. And no, he did not piss on me or rape me. For crying out loud, seriously, he's a great guy.
I don't understand what you've got against him! People make up all sorts of things to get money. That's what this world is all about.
And me rambling? Bit rich coming from this page isn't it. And I spelt everything right can I just point out :]
Would you just delete this page?! It's ridiculous.
Xx
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, no. What a stupid question.
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