User talk:Grapesnmelons
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(Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 04:14, October 14, 2007
Welcome! Here are so:me recommendations for funny pages...[edit source]
Check 'em out!
- Water Polo
- Brad Pitt
- Tom Cruise
- Falofol
- WWE Wrestling
- PLUS SO MANY MORE HILARIOUS ARTICLES...
Greetings to you Grapesnmelons! I am the comedy guru :)... If there are any unfunny articles please tell me! This site is not for stupid articles - only funny ones. This is the only serious paragraph i can send to you! (Unless you vandalise or something). So LOL your way through my favourite site and help make it a funnier place. ;P