User talk:Georgeharley123
I am going to talk to you about my life.....
I was born at the age of 23 and 3 halfs
when i was young
i had a scarab beetle
but it got sat on
by a large elk
and my scarab beetle got noticed
by a jewish monk
falling from a 3rd story temple window
but i still have my J20's
"orange and passionfruit?" confuzled a local yak merchant.
"no" replied the slightly mournfull chimp.
"hmm joyous"
"hey look a scarab beetl!"
and got ploped
by mind bullets
from 200 yards out
from jesus's top left eyebrow...
"arbotrollery"
"THAT IS WORDWANG!!"
said that fat guy as he jumped
but
he had a D in his name
and d is bad
very bad
i like
cozzz
it has no d :P
then my life ended
as i was slicced to the ground by a sexually frustrated ninja pirate orangutang.
he was jewish.....
......plop....went the jew....
Now the story of Alan
now.....
what can i possibly say???
hes alan
nothing more....
nothing less.....
alan
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