User talk:Funny bloke
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Hello, Funny bloke, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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14:10, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
Question[edit source]
Found your name on the n00b friendly list and have a question that I'd like answered (the {{help}} template doesn't cut the mustard). How does one create a personalized signature (ie Ones that are notated as {{User:_____/sig}}). Please post your answer on my talk page. Thanks in advance.--Ljlego 18:37, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
I'm guess I'm such a n00b that I'm not even sure I'm posting this right. If I'm not, feel free to verbally thrash my sorry ass as needed to make you feel better. Trust me, it's me, not you. Anyway the question; I'm at a total loss about creating an article (and yes, I've read the beginers guide, and no, sarcasm is not a forgien {although english might be} language to me), about creating links and redirecting and... well all that other sh- very important stuff. Please help. Do as I say, not as I do. 22:12, 17 February 2009 (UTC)WalkingContradiction