User talk:Finlay

Welcome! As you can see from this diagram we have a very organized way of doing things around here. Hello, Finlay! I'm Zana Dark, and I'll be your designated Uncyclopedian welcomer today. Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets: Beginner's Guide How to be funny and not just stupid The above links outline the basics of what Uncyclopedia is (and isn't) and the two fundamental rules of being an Uncyclopedian. Make sure you give them a whirl. Also, if you want more information about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends The QVFD page, the inevitable fate of articles about your friends, schoolmates, teachers, etc (in other words, people we've never heard of and aren't likely to care about), blatant one-liners, and things like this Our in-jokes page, in case you ever get confused At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Finlay/Articles) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. When posting on forum pages, talk pages, etc., please sign your name by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date, and avoid the aggravation that goes along with unsigned comments. If you need help with anything, feel free to ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Village Dump So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia, and have a great time! --~Formerly Annoying Crap 19:46, 3 March 2009 (UTC)