User talk:Fattybelly

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Fast Animals Slow Children

Hi, and good to meet you. Seems I took it upon myself to assist with proofing your page, and then worked on some edits and got carried away with the time I put into it. It's a wonderful page, and would you mind if I nommed it for a feature article? You've put up a very good page, and while I was doing most of the edits I didn't realize how new it was. I hope you like the changes, and please stay around and join our sick but interesting community. Appreciated, Aleister 14:10 25 6 MMX

Hey, Thanks! Feel free to nom it for featured article. Thanks again :D --Fattybelly 03:27, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Glad you like them. Will nom now, before signing off. Go and vote in a few minutes. Aleister a minute later

It looks like many people are again it not for its fine concept, its great pics/chops, and your fine layout and writing. They can't see past the Family Guy tie-in. Why don't they like this tie-in? I don't know. Because it's a popular comedy show, because "people" who look at the main page may think Uncy is piggybacking on Family Guy, or they just are in an ornery mood and voted. It is a very good page, which is why I'd suggest you put it up on the Votes for Good page, where it could graduate to Good, a more exclusive club actually. Your very nice page is appreciated by lots of us, and thanks for creating and maintaining it. Aleister 22:58 2 7 MMX