User talk:Expat

A belated welcome

Welcome To Uncyclopedia* Hello, Expat, and welcome to Uncyclopedia *! Thank you for registration & your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Please take this time to read some of our help guides provided below. Beginner's Guide How to be funny and not just stupid If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia* or need more help with something, try these: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia* How to get started editing on Uncyclopedia* Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, ask an Administrator, chat with users on the IRC, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:17, 17 March 2007 (UTC) (Please note that I'm not a member of the welcoming committee; I just noticed that you got missed for a welcome and shamelessly stole this welcomey template from a local communist. As for your sig question, hopefully this helps)

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