User talk:Enemyatthegates

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Silly Session

All looks good to me - well done. You're quite right about IP users - they often find the site, write something half-hearted (and frequently half-witted) and then vanish off into the Internet ether forever. Also, you're right in saying Silly Session had some potential - it's good to see ICU succeeding for one, ie; the tag is placed on an article that's not entirely devoid of point and somebody taking note and knocking it into shape. Are you up to the task of sorting out the spelling - there's not a huge number of errors, but examples include borring, untisels and a couple of others? The capitalisation could do with a few adjustments here and there too. Neither is crucial - if we worried too much about spellings on Uncyclopedia we'd get so caught up in it we'd never get anything else done, but if you want to do more for this article that'd be worth the effort. Any ideas for pictures? I haven't played a computer game since about 1983, so I know nothing about the subject and as a result am not the best person to find images. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:54, 10 August 2009 (UTC)