User talk:Eminem2306

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Welcome!

Soon you shall have your own frying pan, to do with what you will. Me, I like hitting people with them, but usually only when they deserve it... oh, relax. I ain't going to hit you. Probably.

Greetings and well met, Eminem2306. This is your semi-official but not overly so welcome to Uncyclopedia, subsequent to the fact that you have successfully created an account, in the hopes that you shall soon proceed to contribute good stuffs to this... er, place. Even if it's not so great, though, no worries. Just, as they say... "Don't be teh vandal kthx", and you'll be fine.

I do hope you find this madhouse to your liking; there is, after all, always room for new faces. If not, the door's right over there, and you may let yourself out at any point.

As an introductory point, here are some rather useful people like you:

• Beginner's Guide - a more thorough introduction.
• Our Vanity Policies - it's important that things be funny to Lithuanians.
• How to be funny and not just stupid - this is kind of important.

These may also be of use:

• About Uncyclopedia
• The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing on Uncyclopedia
• Help Pages
• HowTo:Be absurdly funny and not just a content freak

This probably won't, though:

• HowTo:Write an Uncyclopedia article without reading any of the rules or directions or manuals or policies first

Please remember to sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date and help you avoid annoying some people needlessly.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Eminem2306/stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

There are plenty of other things to do, of course. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of aiding articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance.

If you need help or have questions, you may of course feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, ask on IRC, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is here to bring experienced editors straight to you. If you would like, I would be more than willing to adopt you, or you may leave a message on any other adopter's talkpage to join.

Again, welcome!  ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 02:36 (UTC)