User talk:Ehm1883
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(Talk • Contribs • CUN) 21:09, Feb. 6, 2008
About the article on economic crisis...[edit source]
Hi, I'm too lazy now to write a complete Pee so here's a couple of pointers:
- it probably won't make front page for being too short. I like humour in small chunks though - I would vote for it all right. At least as good as many that have appeared.
- good satire all over, I like it, no obvious complaints on prose or anything.
- Read the "Paulson encourages..." if you haven't already, it's in a similar vein.
- the picture is only half OK since the rest of the bit is so business-like - or maybe it's just that the cover text "We're fucked" is a bit too obvious to improve the article. This is strictly my opinion - someone who hasn't gorged on humour for 34 years like I have will find it quite funny enough.
Cheers, that's a good article. -- Style 
Guide 10:21, 13 October 2008 (UTC)