User talk:Egardenshaha

Your article on Sareda Hagenah was against our vanity policies, so it was deleted. It also seemed to be borderline cyberbullying, which is NOT tolerated at all. Please read all of the following information, and I hope you have a wonderful Uncyclopedia career.

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Misunderstanding

Hey, here's the thing...I kind of thought that you were writing your article about somebody else. Self-deprecation is fine, though obviously vanity is not. I just thought that you were writing about someone else, in which case the self-deprecating things you were saying would be deprecating somebody else. Which would, of course, be bad. Also, in the future, I'd probably write this reply on my own talk page, but I wanted to make sure you got the message immediately.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:10, April 25, 2011 (UTC)