User talk:Dont chew, use your lips. It's not a rubber duck

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Thank you :-) Hope there will be people to help me in the articles. Dont chew, use your lips. It's not a rubber duck 19:59, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Jewish Jesus

Hya, if you'd like to keep it alive, I'd suggest you try to expand it a bit. Drop me a line if you need help. ~ 20:51, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

First of all, put a {{construction}} tag on it. It's already listed for deletion. Second, short articles/one liners are usually deleted, unless they're really really good. The concept of this article of yours is...well...it probably won't survive deletion. Maybe try another subject? Oh, btw, Jesus was Jewish :) ~ 20:56, 16 October 2007 (UTC)