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Blood Elves

blood elves are a race in the game world of warcraft.they are probably the most attractive race and the people that pick it are probably fat, ugly, disfigured or stuck up girls who think they look like them. you can roll them as a hunter, priest, rogue, warlock, paladin, deathknights.the ratio of female to male blood elfs are 9:1 . 9 being female. reason is male blood elfs look like realy buff japanese porn stars and that still isnt attractive. 90% of all bloodelfs are paladins. mostly beacause back in the previous expansion " the burning dildo " the only horde race that can be a paladin is blood elfs. but now the arab's came and bombed azeroth somehow the cow people are able to be paladins.

How blood elves were created

the 1st blood elf called Tohawtforyourmada was a child that was made when a human " healzyourmada " and a night elf " allahhunter " mated back in feburary 7th 2004. when king varian legalized night elfs to mate with humans . which i thought was a stupid idea beacause when they legalized gnomes they made dwarfs.. fucking dwarfs. deppressed ginger alchoholics who make fake scotish accents beacause they know themselfs they dont fit in anywhere else. half of them are so poor to afford beer so they just drink their piss. so healzyourmada and allahunter devorced when tohawtforyourmada was only 3. he was very sad and lost child with alot of angst . when tohawtforyourmada was 13 he was in goldshire's inn where he rented the room for the night . where garrosh charged in his room and was shocked by the looks of this little girl. he was intending to rape her but he didnt understand her complection. he barged in while tohawtforyourmada was crying so he sat down and had a talk.. little did you know tohawtforyourmada was recruited to the horde to smoke weed and listen to amon duul ii.

Wrath of aladin

by the time that frozen cunt aladin got frozen and blah blah blah read something else if u want to find out about him. so yeah pretty much 90% of all hordes were made up of bloodelfs cause they cant get laid and instead they just touch themselfs and still get pleasure beacause their so stuck up. blood elves were very common and mostly worked as prostitutes at the dalaran inn. dalaran was a party city where the horde and alliance would not kill each other ( reason beacause they were eaither high , drunk or tripping balls ) and the night elves finally got some cash from the taurens by selling shrooms and the humans sold the orcs some weed and/or traded it for hashish. in dalaran its normal to walk around and touch everyones gear and look how amazing it is or frequently scream and go " HE HAS A RAVEN LAWRDDDDD " or just watch the blood elves and night elves grind eachother. where the taurens , orcs and trolls would just fly to ice crown citadel where ( pretty much like a thailand strip club ) they help giant humanoids stick things in their anus and see what happeneds. the draneais you will find just up in the mountains watching the dead hordes fly back and back and back as these ghost things. that shit is trippy as shit!