User talk:Deranged Lobster

Stuff for teh newbies

Mr.T pities the fool who doesn't read the Beginner's Guide

• Beginner's Guide - this has lots of really cool stuff in it. I think.
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your grandmother, your gay teachers, or your dog.
• How to Be Funny and Not Just Stupid - how to be loved, even though you smell bad, and occasionally experience the uncontrollable urge to dance to 80's music.

If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!

• About Uncyclopedia and The Five Pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to Get Started Editing on Uncyclopedia
• Help Pages

One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign () button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways... I can has cheezburger? --Deranged Lobster 15:34, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

Wasn't me

Off-topic rambling

Isn't George Bush just hilarious?How much stupider can he get?He's written a biography! In other news, some idiot has just hired a personal photographer with tax payer's money.

David Cameron with one of his fellow cabinet ministers

“You know what we need?”

~ Some idiot on what we need more of

“Money?”

~ Captain Obvious on what we need more of

“NO! More pictures of me!”

~ Some idiot on what we need more of

“You all right homies? Doing good, in it”

~ Some idiot on the young people of today

“I should invite him for a repose in my rooms”

~ Oscar Wilde on some idiot

LET THERE BE CAKE

Now there is cake

CAKE!!!