User talk:DeathByBananas

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• Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early efforts being deleted on sight.
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Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeGameCube 22:38, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

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Hey. You may not have realised yet but this is not going to get through VFH, and it is more than likely going to end up being voted on for deletion. There is some promise in this article, but it's falling far short of highlight material. If you want to salvage this then I'd strongly suggest reading through HTBFANJS and editing the article with that in mind. HTBFANJS ios a list of guidelines that we use to improve the overall quality of articles, and is especially useful for removing in-jokes and random stupidity from articles and turning them into clever satire. Some elemnts of this article are clever satire, but not quite enough. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 00:56, May 12 2010 UTC

Erm...he didn't write the article, he just nominated it. Just thought I'd say that.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) {{Subst:Nosubst|User:HELPME/sig2 (V2)|{{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}|00:57| May|12|2010}}

Also, I know my timestamp is broken.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) {{Subst:Nosubst|User:HELPME/sig2 (V2)|{{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}|00:57| May|12|2010}}

The article was written predominantly by IPs - I'm assuming that DBB is the username created by one of those IPs. I could be wrong. Either way if he wants this to be featured, then nobody else is volunteering to fix it. (Sorry about talking about you in the third person here, DBB.) Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 01:00, May 12 2010 UTC