User talk:Dead

'Ello matey - have you worked out how to add images to your article yet? It's quite simple. First, you'll obviously need an image - either one you've made or one downloaded to your computer from elsewhere. You'll then need to upload it to the Uncyclopedia server using the "Upload photo" function which you should be able to see on the list to the left of your screen - just follow what it tells you to do. To insert it into your article, you'll need to add a little bit of wikicoding. At its most basic, this simply needs to be [[File:NAME.jpg|thumb|200px|CAPTION]], with the bit saying NAME changed to whatever name you gave the image when you uploaded it and the bit saying CAPTION to whatever you want the caption to be. By changing the 200px bit to, say, 100px or 300px, you can alter the image size and if you add |left after the 200px, the image will appear on the left rather than automatically on the right. Copy and paste the code and play around with it to see how it works - any experienced user or admin will be able to offer further help if you ask them nicely. Have fun! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:52, October 31, 2010 (UTC)