User talk:DawnLei
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Goddamnit, I'm in the middle of a huge edit war[edit source]
Hi, uh, there's nothing prior to the "I'm a whore" entry on your user page. For now, best thing is to just rewrite what you want. I'll get back to you--Shandon 06:58, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
- OK, admins have shown up to carry the battle to the enemy. The way to revert to your previous version is to click on 'history', then find the version you want to revert to and click on 'last' beside that version, then 'edit', then save.--Shandon 07:05, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
- It's not bad. Just a thought that Bush would be reticent to donate genetic matter given his stance on religious issues (ya gotta stay near truth to be really funny). Keep writing! BTW I got vandalized because I was reverting his edits and called him an asshole. Fortunately his efforts are completely reversible.--Shandon 07:15, 20 August 2006 (UTC)