User talk:David Cameron
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Hello, David Cameron, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Also, I suggest you use our templates wisely. If you wish to post an article that you have not yet completed, post the article in your namespace under the title User:David Cameron/ArticleTitle and complete it there, or use Template:Construction (userspace construction is preferable though). If you want help with articles, post on Pee Review, and add the {{PeeReview}} template. Finally, please do not put your signature in your articles.
I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! 
Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 10:30, 19 March 2007 (UTC)