User talk:Dash8058

Please have a look at the site Vanity Policy, which is the reason your recent articles were deleted. Uncyclopedia is a spoof encyclopedia site, with encyclopedic style articles. Comments about non notable people should be restricted to LiveJournal... :)

If you need any help feel free to ask, or have a look through the following.......

• About Uncyclopedia
• Beginner's Guide
• The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to be funny and not just stupid
• Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
• Help Pages

Thanks -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)