User talk:Dani looloo

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Hubblemeow 12:20, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

nice pic

did you do it all yourself? I notice it is copydown (if I remember correctly), so how much of your chopped picture was made by you and how much was started by someone else? Was the first uploaded pic basically someone elses or did you just take the picture of Obama and add the book text to it?

Please don't take this as a comment against your picture for any reason, or as an excuse to not continue improving it, I am just curious about your picture, and find it rather funny -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 17:25, Oct 14

ok I said I'd make some comments. First of all, that red text is hard to read (the stuff on the left side, it's kinda small). actually, most of that text is hard to read, and you have to focus on it and make it full size to really be able to read it.

second, you shaped the front wrong for the book. look closely at the edges too. it looks like a rotated and skewed rectangle rather than the front of the book. while that may seem a little harsh, it is the small things like that that make it real!

third, it is mainly text based, so you will have a large amount of prejudice against it at VFP

last, I want googly eyes -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 17:45, Oct 14