User talk:CreamedCrap

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Hello, CreamedCrap, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Somebody..

Anybody.. Could someone adopt me? :)

Maybe... I haven't adopted a n00b in a while... Why are you here and in what manner would you like to contribute to Uncyclopdia? --Sir gwax (talk) 00:19, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

I came here, because I found it in Wikia, because I wanted to contribute a lot to Wikipedia, but found it too serious. And I'd probably contribute by making lots of articles, and proofreading others, and adding on to others. CreamedCrap 01:39, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

I highly recommend proofreading, editing, and improving articles. It can be a very good idea to get an idea of what works and is liked before you start writing your own articles. I strongly recommend poking around the featured articles to understand quality. Also, you might strongly consider looking for articles that are marked for rewriting/improvement. --Sir gwax (talk) 21:01, 17 August 2009 (UTC)