User talk:Chrislk02

Welcome!

Hello, Chrislk02, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your right... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Help forum, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and, usually, someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! 

–—Hv (talk) 18/05 17:11

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Hi, you voted to an already featured pic, and so your vote isn't relevant for that specific pic. The voting is taking place here. Ciao. ~ 15:37, 5 June 2007 (UTC)