User talk:Chris The Chav

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Hello this IS Chris The Chav

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Hello, Chris The Chav, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Here are a few good links for n00bs:

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia

I was banned from Uncyclopedia, and all I got was this lousy template!

You have been banned from Uncyclopedia for being a Chav. May your sad fate serve as a warning to others.
Make Uncyclopedia better, not worse. Stop the cycle of violins.

Enjoy! :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Well spotted on the typo.....I do that EVERY time.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

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Random or what?

Chris The Chav 18:32, 23 April 2006 (UTC)