User talk:Chancellor Krieger

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Adoption

Just let me know when you need help. 20:27, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

My Comrade

18:29, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

{{deadend}}

At ease. All adoptees of mine are require to fix atleast 3 articles within the Dead Ends Category for everytime you come onto Uncyclopedia aka 3 per day visited. This will help you learn discipline, honour, & respect amongst your peers. For extra status in my army, you can also fix 3 {{redlink}} per sign on as well. I will try to honour those adoptees that fix 50 or more of either categories.
Dismissed. 21:13, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

The Time Is Nigh

My son, vote for deletion Remember, Deletion! 04:18, 16 June 2007